I recently read an article called, "How You Can Tell When It's Going to be a Rotten Day." It was signed "Author Unknown But Troubled." You're going to have a bad day when:
- You wake up and your braces are locked together.
- The birds singing outside your window are buzzards.
- You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
- You head for work and your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
- Your boss tells you not to bother to take your coat off.
- Your income tax check bounces.
- Feeling the stress, you call Suicide Prevention -- and they put you on hold.
We had one of those days recently at the Anderson household.
